Saturday | October 20, 2007

Ala laki alupu ledu
Sila laki Shape ledu
Kala laki reepu ledu
Mouna niki Bhasha ledu
Snehaniki Chavu ledu
Idanta chadive Neeku budhi leduTongue out

5 reasons y i like u.
1. U r never boring
2. U know how 2 make me laugh
3. U r always on my side
4. U r perfect
5. neenu cheppe Sodi
nuvvu okkadive vintavuTongue out
Today I saw a person like u.
Accidentally call ur name.
But that person threw away the banana
and jumped on another tree.
Are you both twins..?Money mouth
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Tuesday | October 16, 2007

 
Ravi teja - Idiot
Upendra - Stupid
Mahesh babu - Pokiri
Allu Arjun - Deshamuduru
N.T.R. - Kanthri
U.R. - Bhajantri
- Shaik Shafi, Peapully, Kurnool
Sarkar attended biology practical exam.
Examiner : Tell the bird name by seeing leg
Sarkar : I dont know
Examiner : U fail... what is your name?
Sarkar : See my leg and tell my name
- K. Bharath simha Reddy,  Medidinne, cuddapah
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Sunday | October 07, 2007
Last Updation on 5th October 2007              Updated Every  Saturday
 
FUN SMS
chanda mama raave...
Jaabilli raave.. kondekki raave
Jaajipoolu theve. Thechindha?
Aite chevilo pettukoni paaduko...
I can c tea in t-cup
Can u c world in worldcup?
I can fix my PP size photo in paspot,
Can u fix stampsize photo in a stamp?
I can speak at any stage, can u speak at
coma stage? I can send my adrs 2 ur cell,
can u send ur cell 2 my adrs?
Try above all... at least last one.
Add kosam Mahesh Thumsup
Pavan mana kosam Pepsi
Trisha sales kosam Fanta... taagaru.
Mana sneham kosam nuvvu...
DOMEX aina taagava? Plz...
A new teacher joins school,
she finds two boys similar in appearance
She asks: Are u twins?
They replied, "jee nahi, we r neighbours"
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Saturday | September 08, 2007

What is a best and worst news you can hear at the same time.
It is when your girl friend says "You are the best kisser among all your friends..." Wink
If someone throws a stone at u,
throw a flower at him,
Then if again he throws a stone, don't get angry...
simply throw a FLOWER POT on him... New Gandhigiri yaar.Laughing
Define a true music lover...
Ans: a girl singing in bath room while taking bath, and a boy near the key hole is using his ears ang not his eyes.Wink
Srikar's girl friend removed all clothes nd
said... darling treat me like ur wife.
He collected all the clothes and started washing.Foot in mouth
Principal: Y r u late? all ur classmates came to d class on time.
Student: Naanna.. Pandule gumpu ga ostayi.. mari Simham.. single ga ostundi..!Cool
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